"Want to make out?"
"No, not really."

Made my day xD

Fun! Funny! Love! Lovely! That pretty much seems it up for me. Chris oh, I'm sorry I meant Lord of Shadows of course, was hillarious! :)
I really like how you played with the p-o-vs and the suspense you created. GREAT!

Best way to start out my day!! *cracks up laughing*
I loved the ending ^-^ and Chris was just adorably crazy *squishes you*
Awesome!

Oh my god. I think that was the strangest yet most wonderful thing I have ever read. I am laughing so much right now, and I'm not really sure why it was funny. It just was. I can't really wrap my mind around this. It's strange. I think I need to go read this again. And then again, maybe.

Good job on this :)

hahahaha. Wow, that was awesomeness. I loved it when Chris said that Mitch couldn't be a vampire because he wasn't good looking enough, and didn't sparkle. lol. Also the whole last section (starting with "He's trying to eat Mitch's brain") had be laughing so hard.