I loved this! You're crazy in the best possible way.

I don't know why, but I kept bursting into laughter at random intervals while reading this...it was light, spunky, and hilarious! I love your quick and witty style of humor - although I have to say the ending was a little random, and I couldn't quite place how a can of orange paint managed to neutralize a vampire.

Still...it was worth the eight minutes of my time reading this. I wished it'd continued, but I guess it's more suited for a one shot. Great work! :)

~Jo

That was strange. But awesome.