Reviews for Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver
Guest 2/13/13 . chapter 1
hehehehehe
unhuman 4/2/12 . chapter 1
"OH FUCK NO JOEY! YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD ABOVE I'LL-"

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"You really need to learn when to shut the fuck up Tyson, honestly, someone would think you were about to be raped or something…"

Yes, I can't see where anyone would get that idea from. Consent? Bah, who needs consent?
RoughDraftHero 12/31/11 . chapter 1
Gosh, this was hot.
Gimme Back My Pigeon 11/18/10 . chapter 1
This was AWESOME. xD
i'm not dead yet 11/7/10 . chapter 1
loved it
miraakira 6/5/10 . chapter 1
THIS WAS AWESOME, I WISH IT WASN'T A 1 SHOT.
thecakethief 11/2/09 . chapter 1
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oh my god. that was so mean of Joey! he totally deserved his punishment :D

will there be a continuation?
frogs of war 11/2/09 . chapter 1
Ouch! I don't think that counts as a professional waxing.

Being with the same person for a long time doesn't mean you love life ever needs to get monotonous.