haha, this is funny. I don't think all of it is true but everyone is aloud their own opinion. It sounds just like one of my friends rants whenever one of my freshmen buddies who's emo sits with up.
I think all of these rules could easily apply to any awesome gay guy!

Hey, man. No bashing the emos. Were people just like everyone else. So what if I hate my life? None of it's your business. Not all emos cut by the way, you stereo-typical idiot. Not all of the bands we like have to be emo. I may not be a guy, but I have emo guy friends and your a retard if you think their gay, attention starved, or they suck. **!

This is hilarious. I really agree with you those kinda people really ** me off. Good job :D