Interesting twist at the end. I was wondering where you were going with it. :)

I agree with the wolves. Woodstock was a disgrace, with a bunch of pot-smoking, cocaine snorting, long-haired hippies who believed in nothing but defying the law and disrespecting authority, listening to long haired, pot-smoking, cocaine snorting artists who felt like setting bad examples for the kids of the day. Sorry for ranting.

This was well written. I like the dialogue and allegory of the pigs (not sure if it was your intention, but I feel the pigs and the wolves represent something.)

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{“It looks like a garbage dump,” snorted Teeth.} I don't think "snorted" is a dialogue tag (at least from what I've learned), so I think there should be a period after "dump."

Ha :) Lovely! Such an excellent twist to the piggy version!

"“I think they enjoy the mud more than the sex,” Eyes said." Oh my, that made me chuckle. :)

Reminds me a bit of "Animal Farm". :)
Nicely done.

LOL LOL LOL! Do you go to Woodstock? I'm just curious. I would have loved to been there. Jefferson Airplane and the Who..Pete Townshed beating that guy up. My generation justs spray paints stuff.