As always, nice work. I really like the beginning descriptions. it's really interesting the aspect of her looks that you focus on. I also like the alliteration in the third line, nice touch.

The only part I didn't get was the Oprah's couch. Was that meant literally? I didn't get why she'd be on her couch.

Anyway, nice job.

PS If you're bored check out the Review game and/or its Review Marathon (links in my profile)