I'll start right away.

Here, kitty kitty

-holds knife behind back-

I absolutely loved this! I was laughing from the beginning, and I must say, your plan is ingenious...off to the forest I go!

:)

Hi! Dylan sent me this and I thought it was so funny. I loved your proposal to kill all animals, and living in igloos sounds fascinating. Your prose was also quite beautiful.

This is HILARIOUS. XD I love this. It's amazing. You are amazing. But you forgot something: we need communal toilet paper recycling centers.

Only fools go with this plan. No one wants to live a 'electricity-less' world nowadays...let alone the loss of computers when that happens...

-Rolo