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candy is good. lettuce is bad

Expected returning boomerang. I'm leaving you.

This was cleverly conceived and saucily (I use this word to avoid having to reuse 'cleverly') written. Again you manage to wring surprising amounts of wit and humor out of a simple idea.

Good stuff.

Love it. It's a great form, stylistically. Flows very well as a whole. Great job, man.