I liked many of your word choices: priapian, ennui, sadian, miralax, etc. Excellent diction. :)

"The suicidally nasal intonation of her every word." Ahahaha. Oh, what a witty line! Suicidally nasal intonation. That's brilliant. :D

"Her cock-warmer." An undeniably striking line.

"And I think, yes: I can see her moaning." Whoa. The tone of this line is perfect! Quite refreshing, really.