I love this oh so much. The story alone is funny enough but your commentary just makes it so much better.

Absolutely fantastic, I must admit.

I'm surprised you didn't take a snipe at Voldemort's "I hath telekinesis" line. It's one of the funniest in the whole story because it doesn't mean what Tara Gilesbie thought it meant AT ALL.

Fun fact. Virility actually means "manliness." So she lost her manliness to Draco.

I'd like to you if you actually did say that line when you walked into English class!

I love how Ebony "roared" even though "Yeah" was spelled with a period.

I actually found the "mediocre dunces" comment hysterical, in my opinion.

I actually burst out laughing when Dumbledore said that as well.

I love the swat team joke in your comments at the beginning.

"Cling to him or her like piss stains on a toilet bowl!"

I laughed really hard at that line!

I've seen it rain and snow at the same time before were I live (in Oregon) but it's pretty rare. It's usually between 30 and 35 when it does happen and thus NO ONE would be wearing what Ebony is wearing in weather like that.

You SUCK! I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE! Haha im kiddin p i just thought id try to make your day seeing as you wanted hate mail, but quite honestly this is amazing, youve taken my love of MST3K/Rifftrax and brought it to awful stories _ all i can say is thank you!

This commentary actually makes My Immortal easy to read!

Brilliant. Freakin brillant. Danke, for filling my life with humor.

I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU

Can't... breathe... laughing...too hard...

I wanted to see if I could survive this infamous fic, and you made it lulzy enough for me to do so. For this, I thank you.