Wow. I did not see this coming. Very funny, and love the unique twist. It really makes you think if Cinderella was comfortable in those heels xD Amazing, keep it up :D

LOL! Clever idea (: Love that Cinderella swears too XD Much more relatable than the usual "oh-the-drama language" of the fairy tales. Great job on this :D

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Haha that made me laugh out loud (literally!). Your haikus are always very clever, I adore this! Please post more poetry soon!

Anna _

Okay, that's one thing I never thought of, cutting her foot. Very clever!

Lol, I guess you can't have happily ever after without some sort of price to pay.

Good job :)

hey, thems the breaks of rising above the glass ceiling ;)

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That's funny. I never thought about Cinderella cutting her foot.

SirScott

Lol, brilliant, silly slippers :)

Fairy tales writers are pretty inconsiderate aren't they.

I can imagine little Cathy from Wuthering Heights saying "I'm never going to meet another boy, so might as well get together with Hareton."

That was good. Well, after she heals she'll live happily ever after.

Haha. Oh the irony. Love it. Nicely crafted into a haiku. I never have been good at those.

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The title reminded me of the Swedish royal who just broke off her engagement after she discovered that her fiance was adulterous. Dun dun dun dun! :P

I really like this haiku. You took a cliche fairytale story and made it your own; kudos! I love that Cinderella swears, by the way. I don't know why. I just think that makes her so much more "relatable" and "modern." :)

This was very funny. I always wondered why the hell anybody would wear a slipper made of glass, of all things.