This is short but incredibly funny. I'll be a typical female here and say that I love your word usage.

Have to go through the rest of your over seventy stories to see if you have more of this type of humor. Wonderful parody of paperback romances!

Oh, that's classic. That's hilarious.

I didn't laugh, though. I snorted, kinda loud. And then laughed.

I don't know who I feel more sorry for, and I love the overplay of Lady Chatterly's language.

Gosh. Just.. I'm going to be sniggering to myself all day. Thanks, buddy.

. darker shade of pale

LMAO

Because I'm a footman, that was brilliant. Agree with SirScott in the handmaiden business.

That's a clever word play. Maybe, next time she'll ask the handmaiden for service.

SirScott

Very simple, yet very clever. You live for puns don't you?

LOL, I truly did *not see that one coming.

lol :D nice one!

This was very funny, Punslinger, as usual. Made my day.

lol! Love the over the top Lady Chatterly, her language suits her perfectly, and gotta feel sorry for the foot man ;)

Ahahaa. That's mighty hilarious. A nice way to brighten my evening. ;)

and this is why you are "Punslinger"

hahaa wonderfully done!

owh! i think i got it n_n

this one sort of reminded me of prophet joseph's story (but not the last line, heh)

:D that "madame" is crazy

Nice one, it might be better if I knew the background, but it's still funny.

"Because Madame, I'm a footman." I laughed out loud. What a witty ending. Who knew the footman had a foot fetish :P. I love this parody of Lady Chatterly's Lover.