Wow. That was amazing! You come up with the funniest thing for you characters to say! I loved all the little things you put in there and it was so awesome when you had the four stories going at once and then had them all connect. Man you are a amazing writer!

Although a few parts were a little awkward but m

Wow. That was amazing! You come up with the funniest thing for you characters to say! I loved all the little things you put in there and it was so awesome when you had the four stories going at once and then had them all connect. Man you are a amazing writer!

Although a few parts were a little awkward but m

i have only gotten but so far into this story and i have to say u are one of the most awsome writers i hav seen so far. i love characters and jakes cleverness. this story had me crying with laughter on more than one occasion. you should really hav waaaay more reviews than this... but i will be getting every person i kno (AND SOME WHO DONT) enjoy slash to read this story bc it is absolutely FANTASTIC!

i read the whole story in like two sittings, with a few hours of sleep, fewer hours of raid in world of warcraft, half a chocolate bar and numerous mugs of tea in-between. and i was starting to think i had a distinct inability to concentate for time long enough to read through even a few chapters of any book. there just was something not quite right with the books i choose, i guess. or you may be just that good ;)

I just read this entire fic for the second time, which is a very, very rare occurrence for me. Truthfully, I do not understand why this has so few reviews - it's better than 99% of the other stuff on this site. You actually show instead of tell! And you reference real literature! And your metaphors are funny enough to induce painful spasms and strange looks from passing family members and pets!(And you name space ships after characters from books by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Swoon.) In short, you are fantastic, please keep writing. I don't even care what you write, just keep spouting words and I'll be happy.

ok, this was too awesome for words! i don't know how many times it had me laughing out loud. when i thought the story was about to end - WHAM! the next thing happened xD the characters were just..amazing and they were real, it felt like i knew them )and they evolved so much throughout the story!

i was glad every time jacob and sebastian broke up (i always hope for the couple to break up, i'm weird like that..) and was just as happy when they got back together again. but sebastian really pissed me off sometimes, when he thought jake was a monster, though i kind of almost agreed a tiny little bit after marietta or whatever she was called..

i must say i was very surprised what with jake being a prince, or at least a real one p espescially after the false deity thing with delilah.

i really do hope that riley got to know about jakob being alive eventually though..?

and i must say i was a bit surprised, i kinda thought delilah was going to end up with marl ;)

thank you for an amazing read, it made my (two) day(s)!

I must admit, at first I wasn't sure about this story, the characters dialogue sometimes feels forced, more in the earlier chapters then the later ones, and there are endless spelling mistakes throughout.

Having said that, I am really glad I stuck with the story. It's not one of the best I've read, but if you want a light and clever scyfy read, then this wont disappoint, in fact, if you're like me, you'll wish it didn't end so soon... and that is a accomplishment after 37 chapters! :D

Loved it.

Oh, how I would curse up a storm right now if I weren't so adamant on changing my ways and keeping a cleaner mouth on hand... er... face.

Even so, DIRTY WORDS!

This anger, my dear writer, has nothing to do with you at all. Well, a little bit - for being such an inspirational and awesome writer. But mostly for the stupid firewalls on the Internet connection that is BLOCKING ME very DETERMINEDLY from reading chapter six. Apparently you write Portuguese porn, legal drug and alcohol abuse, gambling, sports, news, violence, warez and... weapons. Did you know that? According to my block, that's what you do.

I don't know WHY it didn't block me a couple chapters ago when courtesans and drugs were ACTUALLY in play, but hey, the Internet provider works in strange, mysterious ways.

But yeah. I didn't really come to say any of that, but random things just escape my mouth.

I think this is possibly the first time I've ever had to put something on hold because I couldn't read it at that very moment. School-life excluded, because homework - duh. I am frustrated, I am annoyed, I am going to wait until I can actually read chapter six before I move on to seven and the rest of the story. This is making me moody. Grr.

You write really, really, really well. I've noticed a couple of errors in grammar where words that should be in sentences are absent, making for funny phrases. "She opened her wide, and said-" etc... Other than that, I am very, veery impressed with your story, and am veery, veery impatient to keep reading.

YOU ARE SUCH AN INSPIRATION. You make me want to write. Perhaps I shall. Eventually. But until then - traa!

Have a lovely life!

Thanks for the read!

I really enjoyed this story! Very well-crafted, and your characters had me in stitches half the time (or wanting to smack my head against the wall, which is almost the same thing, right?) Thanks for the great read!

I loved this story so hard core you have no idea. It makes me ridiculously sad that more people haven't read it. It's absolutely brilliant and perfect and asdogiadogisdf. Thank you for writing it.

I love this story, I really do. But you're a little to addicted to Murphy and his stupid law. Some things do go right you know, without a series of rather unfortunate disasters beforehand...I mean, I'm not even halfway through the chapter, and already space-lady with the mind-fuck powers is up to something. I've decided that if I'm going to continue to enjoy this story, I'm going to have to start reading it in small portions, rather than 26 chapters in the last 24 hours...

Dear DE,

Please excuse the length, but once I started I couldn't stop the mindless word vomit, uselessly stating the obvious and failing to show my intelligence with deep insight:

Simply awesome humor and dialogue. You have some of the funniest and most creative descriptions. And nice job with some of those smooth transitions between scenes and storylines. Very cute and humorous. I like being able to play in my mind what I read like a movie, and your style flows so well. I wasn't quite satisfied with the ending, though. Felt like the last lines didn't have enough of an impact; they were significant, but the ending feels loosely tied?

You also have a handful of typos in every chapter (and in Real Vampires Don't Sparkle). Breaks the flow sometimes when I have to go back and interpret it. The overall awesomeness overshadows it, but it'd be good to go back and fix them one day.

I love Marl. :) I think I was expecting some MarlxDelilah, or that Delilah was also from Entsat because of her "ah" name (and when the crazy grenade lady cried out "Royal Highness"). I love Sebastian and his crazy voices even more than Marl, though. His emotional delicacy is simply endearing, and it satisfies my need for sexy fluff. I love Riley's nonsensical dialogues. I love Jaleen and Sebastian's jabbering. And then there's Jakob's hard exterior and soft interior (what is that, like an egg? I can't think of the names of those hard candies with soft insides. Chocolate truffle?)

Interesting adventure. I enjoy the relaxed feel of the writing and dialogue. I also like the long chapters. Also want to add that I think the way Susannah was introduced was appropriate. I'm glad you left that. It was, however, a bit strange that you put an author's note questioning your decision. I say, make a choice and stick with it. You don't need to explain yourself. It's yours.

I laughed so hard in chapter 13, oh I'm really enjoying this story, it's original and very well thought out. I like how you have built civilizations and people but don't weigh down their existence with overly complex explanations about them. That's something I've noticed about a lot of scifi stories, too much explaining or not nearly enough. Can't wait to finish it.