This was really humorous, and you have a good point. This was much better writing than some other stories I've read on this site, so if you didn't have any personal reasons against it, you probably COULD have gotten this professionally published. The moral of the story, that people should get along and treat each other the way they want to be treated, is quite appropriate in today's world. I don't have much more to say, but I laughed at all the punny names.

Good luck,

Brendan