I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't funny. It's not even a story, it's just a list.

Hey, I'm not sure if you know this, but it's really annoying to see "Please review" in the summary. THAT DOES NOT SUMMARIZE THE STORY AT ALL.

I guess I might as well review for real. Do you realize that the title is redundant? There's not much to say about this. It's a fucking list. Yeah, maybe it's funny to you, but I just thought it was stupid. Go ahead and rant at me about how I'm a bitch.