You forgot to mention that if the glitter gets in your eye, you could go blind.

-Amy Stardust

The WORSE essay I've seen all my life. It's not actually funny. There's a bunch of ignorant words and crap here. You sound like kind of ignorant yourself, so that would explain this. On second thought, you just sound like an asshole in this, so please, just get rid of this junk. It hurts my eyes.

Glitter must be quarentined from Edward Cullen.

haha i like that last paragraph, before the bold type. that happens to me too. One time, the glitter was actually in an old COBWEB. it turned every time someone walked into the room, and sparkled at my face. I went to see what it was, then wondered, "How the heck did GLITTER get in a COBWEB?"

ah now i know y u didnt want me to put glitter on u...

oh well...

u remember right?

Agree with everuthing writtenhere.

If I may add one thing, glitter glues are equally annoying as well.

-Rolo

*applauds*

hahaha this is soo funny!

i love the gay vampires part... so true

'My cat. He ran away a few years ago, but sometimes I can still smell him.'

thats a bit random but funny! i also agree with you on how glitter is evil:P

keep up your fantastic work:D

hello again...

if you're wondering why I always review your work, it's because I know that reviews make people HAPPY )

that being said, everyone and anyone reading this now has to smile )

SMILE I TELL YOU, SMILE!

...oh yeah, the essay was good, too. keep on writing.

(peace sign) live long and PROSPER.

oh my goodness. i love you for writing this. i have a huge fear of glitter. so the getting it off portion. amen!