"then the meal of fashion"...than

I loved the different repetition of self. That was a nice play on words.

I LOVE the whole Ugg thing! I'm not a fan of them either, though I don't wear them... or makeup for that matter. But still, I liked the idea.

I also loved that last line about using them to connect. It's an interesting concept, but it's kind of true.

"fornicating for my feet"...Lol, personally, I don't have uggs but I do have some similar yet just as incredibly comfortable boots (that pretend to be boots but are intrinsically slippers or a soft cloud of cocooning comfort) Love them! Wore them out! My husband bought me a new pair for Christmas. Love him!

Crocs on the other hand? The war between fashion and comfort...hm.

love this!

i have to admit that i don't get what you're trying to say here.