Such a typical cat, Billy, our cat at home (OK, he's free from fleas) is just the same, a regal cat is he, whether to be a king I don't know. But yes, you try to help and do what's best for them and in return they wish to subject you to a clawing experience. Billy seems to find it hard not to extend his claws, even when playing. A pussy cat at heart though, you've got to love them even so.

Warmed my heart and made me a little sad, as Billy is sat at home alone, or is he? he invites too many friends round.

Lovely,

Mark.

I would just shave the cat bald. Solves everything.

"I really think it the cruellest thing

That though you regard yourself a king."

Yeah... my cats act that way too. You're not alone. xD Good Job!