When I saw the length of this I thought "ha, he's finally writing some serious stuff". It turned out, this is serious frivolity. Very serious frivolity, I love it :) Did you have to use a dictionary at all?

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Wow, your alliteration here is lovely. I really enjoyed it because its not something that many can do, especially when dealing with so many different and diverse words. Impressive.

I didn't like how this was set into big blocks of text because it made your beautiful writing hard to follow, which is such a disappointment, especially here.

genius work as always

That's hilarious.. and amazing! That's gotta be nigh on every r word there is? ok maybe not, but pretty close!

lol, say that five times fast and you might pull something ;)

*Applause

Sorry for not reviewing sooner-my alert thing hasn't been working lately.

Wow, so many 'r's... Seriously, it took me three tries to read all the way through this. I have a lot of trouble with reading repeated letters, though.

It was pretty cool! How in the world did you come up with it?

Wow, I bet that took a lot of time to write.

SirScott

Wow. Just...wow. Brilliantly written, Punslinger.