Wow.

You collect anything you can break into sharp pieces? (I used to collect rocks, believe it or not.)

Thank you for not cutting anymore.

Bye.

Hey,

You're not fat. And I have proof. I'll get to that later...

But what about the fruits and veggies that make you burn calories while you eat them? My mum had a list. (Yet another reason to love apples.)

You're not fat. Because you say you weigh 105.7 here. After finding a kilo-pound converter (Why can't the world agree on one system?), you weigh about as much as me. And I'm called normal. Therefore, you cannot be fat.

I am ever so grateful for those converters.

But I was trying to lose some weight, like you, and ended up having two krispy kreme doughnuts. Silly me.

(Don't do that, by the way.)

Bye.