i have a fez, if that counts in the list of cool hats?

Oh, man, I've read this one! It was absolutely insane, but enjoyable. Another great chapter, as always!

And that makes 70 :P

How do you pronounce 'douche'?

NOO! FEDORA IS MINE! ALL MINE

I thank thee for this Survival guide. I shall now make haste with the review(Doesn't make much sense, does it?)

Awesomeness (agrees on all the rules *looks suspiciously at my grandmother*)

You know where this is going...

I actually kind of liked that fairytale! I haven't heard it before. The situation of Death being your godfather would be a great sitcom.

Anyway, I loved your little meme reference. Good luck on the next chapter!

'Eating earwax is apparently a thing now.'

EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE FROM LAUGHTER.

love this story the characters the deatail the stroy line and the title of the story!man if i was a publisher this would have been on the shelfs a long time i have a litle bit of luck here since someone is so amazing can you reveiw my story and possibly give some feed back for improvement or good thing in the story :)

Mate but this story has nothing wrong with and you shall cary on!

This is totall unique

This sounds like about half of the ghost stories I heard when I was growing up, ha ha. I loved this one. Full of common sense, you are.

Heehee, so true

*thumbs up* This always makes me smile. :D

Ah, sorry for not reviewing this! Hilarious. Especially the mortar and pestle part.

And...why Ferdinand? Wicked awesome name though.

...This story is weird.

...And...palegreenthings dot net?

Anyway, this was pretty funny! Although I'm wondering why you didn't comment on the fact that she gave birth to a SNAKE. Um.

Good luck on the next chapter!

You make me laugh with each chapter.

I love this guide.

I love this one more.