I'm so going to use this next time he asks me for a kiss! I can see it now

'Can I get a lil love?'

'Sorry, I only date pretty girls.'

'Oh...OH! Ahem.' walks away quickly.

Yay! :)

"and then get in peoples cars"... people's

I got a bit confused at places because I couldn't tell if it was a guy or girl talking. I think it might be important to just stick to one sex or ones that could be for either sex or clarify. I also didn't liek 19 because it broke with the pattern of the others being one person.

I did like the piece though. It was hysterical! I especially liked 3, 8, 10, 11, 13 15 and 16.

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I like it, perfect advice. I'll try these approaches next time I get bothered