"You are,/You are."... I didn't get why you repeated that line.

"Squirts out lid,"... did you mean out of? Because out lid doesn't make sense.

Obviously not the best written piece, but I did enjoy it 'cause it was funny. And I know how that feels definitely. I also liked the :( after yuck it was cute.

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HAHA...Funny! :)