Wow. That's dedication.

LMFAO! I enjoy that you have a crossbow lying around in your house, just like everyone else in the world. There's some run-on sentences and a few commas that need to be added, but this little piece was jokes. Good job!

-Club Blitz

cute? that is one way of dealing with it.

Rose

Heh...that was funny. Nothing really constructive to say about it.

lol seriously that happened? I hope that isn't true thought you did write it as a parody