This story is just full of role models; it's even got a recipe up top- thanks. I already feel a kinship with drunken sculptor cane thief woman. It’s funny that Drunken Suzy was so negative toward Non- Drunken Suzy… with me it’s just the opposite. Drunken Ed thinks I’m awesome. I look forward to seeing the agoraphobic criminal romance the cop… I wonder,is he really going to ask her OUT?