Your writing is awesome. That's all I can say.

Except maybe this should be Horror/Comedy. I don't know if I'm the only one who finds your stories more funny than scary, but in a good way.

Clever :)

I love the dark humor of this. It reminded me of Edward Gorey. His illustrations and this story would go wonderfully together! Great job.

Woah...I like!

Perhaps expand on it, it should be interesting.

You have the cliche knife, fork, scredriver, pitchfork, shovel, whathaveyou

I read this a while ago and forgot to review. Yes, I'm not Frap, I just decided to review. Isn't that nice?

Now, for the actual thing: It's just as creepy the second time. The sick personification of the kitchen items is great. Keep writing this well and you'll do well.

Really good realization piece!

-Orwell

This was pretty disturbing. I love the POV. Another beautifully written piece!