|Reviews for Useless Poems for Useless People|
| darkrainbow7 2/6/13 . chapter 2
Ahahahaha I love these they rhyme there funni there juss all in all awsome girl!
| Guest 12/13/12 . chapter 1
| LovelySocks 11/11/12 . chapter 9
Awesome! You are a master of rhyme, every time (please don't criticisze me). I can relate to the sister issue, and love the ending.
| LovelySocks 11/11/12 . chapter 2
Ha, this one too is very awesomtastical. Your ability to rhyme without sounding forced and cheesy is amazing to me. Phenomenal, dear stranger, phenomenal.
| LovelySocks 11/11/12 . chapter 1
Ooh! It's so cute! Very whimsical and free and funny. Great rhyme pattern and quite light-hearted. Nice :)
| Guest 10/22/12 . chapter 15
I love it! The part where he talks about his socks is very Dr. Seuss-y. One thing I would have to say about it is that in your 3rd stanza, you use the word 'sny'. I think you meant to say 'sly', since sny means:
the curve of a ship or boat from amidships to the bow or stern.
As for the other poetry, I think you'd better start a second collection for that. Really, I'd prefer funny poems over more serious ones.
| flooing away 8/1/12 . chapter 5
From what Ive read up to now, it looks like you have OCD...to rhyme ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
| flooing away 8/1/12 . chapter 1
Thank you for letting me enjoy this poem! After all, the only function of art is to be itself. It is, by definition, useless.
| SkinnyLove203 7/31/12 . chapter 1
Haha this is awesome! And so I will review just for you :) xx
| StarburstAwesomeness 7/20/12 . chapter 16
My fav poem was Chicken, by far. :D I feel your pain with organization and I, too, will grieve for your Ipod. Maybe you should write a poem about it... I wouldn't worry about people copying your poems on here, I mean, the whole reason that people put stuff on here is to get reviews and have people tell them what they think of your work. Anyway, I hope to hear more poems when you find a cure for Writer's Block, and you have my condolences for your Ipod. XD
| Purplemonkey123 7/18/12 . chapter 1
i liked it it made me smile keep writing :)
| aMyTaichoDa 7/14/12 . chapter 15
Oh, today's your birthday? *extends hand for you to slap it*
This is awesome, as per usual, even if you DID copy my idea from the names, you vile fiend.
HEHEHEHEHEHE. Love you.
'Kay, enough weirdness outta me for the day (; Keep up the good work, sissy. Adios, repugnante defecacion sin proposito.
| Malishluv 7/14/12 . chapter 9
I really like all of the poems!
| Roxis-kun 7/2/12 . chapter 1
This kept my attention, that's for sure. I really like how you use your syllables. Sometimes I have a problem with that and the even flow if you know what I mean. It certainly made me a chuckle and brightened my day.
| pluma-ferre 6/18/12 . chapter 15
Happy birthday XD And at least you won't forget this year, now will ya?
Btw, how old are you? :3