I didn't read your story. Not one word. But, I must say, your summary made me snort milk so far I swear some went into my brain. You would do well to place it under the 'Humor' catagory.

I usually prefer to leave more meaningful reviews, but all I can say is that this story is pretty awesome. I wasn't expecting the chupacabra to talk. Overall, unexpectedly ridiculous and entertaining. :)