I'm sarcastic all the freaking time and I'm almost never serious. Thus, people usually take me seriously whenever I talk and now people have the impression of me being a dumb-ass. How wonderful it is...

That was just the *best* thing I've read all day!

No, really, good job.

I will follow this list every single day.

Not that I don't anyway...

This sounds like it could be a profile thing, but I won't ask you if I could paste it on my profile because that would be plagarism (or however it's spelled).

Funny!

Bracelet Dots

I read this and learned this by heart

Hahaha this is funny and do just about all of them too lol

I shall keep these tips forever in my heart- and I'm not being sarcastic. xP

Actually thanks,

i already knew how to be "god damn" sarcastic but this refines my talent! :D

LOL! xD