Great! I applaud your teachers for being great at Creating quotes!

I love your teachers so much. My teachers are just boring.

I would love to have these teachers! I laughed so much reading that.

This story is very, very funny. Well, not story exactly, but you get my point. Your teachers sound WAY cooler than mine. I'd add this to my favourites but I've got too many on there...

My fave would have to be either "Eight over four, you did NOT just put that into your calculator..." or, "Typically I'm not afraid of guys in skirts, but in this case I might be." Genius. Please put more up soon!

PS My teachers are a boring bunch. The only funny thing I can remember any of them saying is my headmaster telling us, "You look like the wreck of the Thespian. I don't know what the Thespian is. Or how it got wrecked. But you look like it anyway," and my history teacher's legendary, "In medieval times, to defend a castle, the owners might throw a diseased cow over the wall...as you do."

Oh my gosh! Your teacher sounds cool! This is hilarious, do some more!