Oh, Diet, you are so deep. This was an amazing piece of work, especially for my prompt. You've removed every single one of my staples, and I hope I can do the same with you.

staples hurt...

did you know, dearest dietredpop, that you happen to be one of my staple removers? well now you do, just so you know you're also as epicly awesome as the people you were writing about. ILOVEYOU!

-DUCKY