BE HONOURED, SIR, for you most certainly deserve it.

The middle...? *LE GASP.* WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? That the world is safe... yet may implode? DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN...

It's nice to know I'm not the only one out there who likes to eat paper because of boredom.

When I was a little kid I'd be all, 'PAPER. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.' And I avoided all the ones with ink/crayon/pencil because I thought if I ate it I would get poisoned and die. :P

So I am assuming you have already wore the silver bird costume.

*Strokes chin in thought*

...

coool...

I guess a silver bird beats an asparagus in some ways.

But someone should totally dress up as an asparagus on Halloween one day.

SILVER BIRDIEEEE!

I AM FINALLY REVIEWING!

LE CHAPTER FIFTEEN!

Ooh! Hello Hair! XD

Why is your little sister wearing a cardboard box on her head? :P

OH MY GOSH! I remember those labels! (They're pretty much everywhere and you made it fairly clear they're not yours, so everything must be fine. :P)

There was one that went- Kitchen knife- 'Keep out of Children'. (Something must have went wrong in the translations.)

TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Probably MY profile. I'm not signed in right now...

I think that Wind Waker is better :P

HOLD UP.

HOLD.

UP.

HOOOOOLD...

DUDE. DUDE. YOU HAZ 21 REVIEWS ALREADY.

APPLAUSE TIME. *Applauds loudly*

... Anyway, I should really read Maximum Ride.

Robot ducks? Is this about the QT? XD

And cyborg guinea pigs. I approve.

My insane fears, you ask?

-Being dragged under the bed and into an unknown world. (This is totally real, btw.)

-Mona Lisa.

-Mannequins.

-A freaking gigantic spider falling on my head.

And the list goes on...

hehe those are good

aliens from cahaya(read my story the end)

what is moon chz?

The one about the children's medicine and operating heavy machinery made me laugh the most. Don't you just hate it when that two-year old can't control the crane because he's on cough medicine?

O.O I LOVE THE GRAVEYARD BOOK! The ending was sad though, since Bod- you know what, I'm not gonna spoil it.

None as weird as yours?

My fear is that a giant platypus will see me in my underpants.

*giant platypus walks by*

Me: Its even worse than i thought!

Flying toasters.

They will be the end of us all.

OOOH OOOH OOOH OOH OOOH!

Lemme guess!

The RIGHT side of the couch! :D

'The teachers are having some kind of staff day. I wonder if their 'staffs' are actually swordsticks...'

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. :D

I approve of this Steve.

Saved the world. *Applauds*

I might look it up later when I sort my life out.

TOODALOO!

Hello, right side of the couch.

I am on the LEFT side! :D Right side's second choice, but eh...

Lefty for now.

HALLLOWEEEENNN!

LIEK, DID YOU SEW THE THING OR WHAT?

WHAT WAS IT?

DO YOU GUYS IN IRELAND CELEBRATE IT HARD LIKE IN THE US?

OR IS IT NOT MUCH, LIKE IN AUSSIELAND? (*Sad face*)

*Reads AN*

Ooooh...

Mobile phones CAN be terrifying to some people. XD

PS. Go as a llama. Or alpaca.

Or an... asparagus?

Yeah.

Asparagus.

You could totally pull off an asparagus.

PPS. I'm dA stalking you.

Sir?

Everyone makes chapters about themselves. XD

Anyway, I approve of your full title. *Applauds loudly*

Guardian of Awesome, you say? :P *Applauds* Can I be co-guardian?

I want a pet newt so badly. FLAME, HOW I LOVE THEE.

YOU HAS A PET WALRUS?

HBVVBJKL Wlr! HELLO THERE BLUBB! NICE TO MEET YOU! :D *Overenthusiastically shakes hand*

(By the way, I actually googled 'Imp Ossib Lefoo d'. I feel stupid now. :P)

(In my defense, it sounds French.)