I have few people who I want to send this to... *evil smile* shes a pain in mah $$

I can totally relate to this. THIS IS AMAZING!

Aww, what happened?..You alright?

Well... I'm not too sure what to say to this. It's definitely unique, although I don't know if I'd put it under "poetry"... can't see the poetry in this... but probably it's me .

I quite like especially the end though... oddly relatable :D

Its a great poem! I really liked how it didn't have the normal passage! Well done :-)