Funny as always! :-D

Glad I waited to read them!

After I spent five minutes trying to log in (I was typing my fanfiction password...), I wanted to say that I love this! I need to say this at some point...

No its 'you are my best friend. You cry, i cry. You laugh, i laugh. You jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder... Hey, i pushed you!"

My science teacher says the funniest things... I wrote them all down, so i'll tell u later.

Ooh! Alice said this!

Me: oh yeah i got it for my birthday.

Alice: when's your birthday?

Me: january 8th

Alice: well than... Happy early birthday!... And belated!... From last year!

No its 'you are my best friend. You cry, i cry. You laugh, i laugh. You jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder... Hey, i pushed you!"

So many situations when I feel like this.

:-D

Brilliant, keep writing these, they always make me laugh out loud.

Super

Brilliant, just brilliant.

i love the story from T atisa never make me make rice with all my heart and soul again because it started from grains then to mini mini grains that sunk into the water and absorbed to a weapon used as a canon ball i made a dent in the pot and made sure no one saw i miss you even if i saw you today hahaha i still want a banana but i'm not lazy i just don't want to go threw all the work of getting it hahahahahahaha that's why i tell other people to get it for me i like pillows they feel fluffy like a unicorn or a soft rock

Haha, brilliant as always :-D

And still as funny as the first ones!

then ruBs again?

this is great and all but can you really call this poetry

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! My friend and I were reading this awhile ago and now every time we see each other we'll scream:

"Where the **** is Narnia?"

"YOU KILLED MUFASA!"

LOL we're pretty messed up. I also like the, "OH HELL NO! ARE YOU KICKING ME?"

That reminds me when my friend Ruthie went crazy in PE from the heat and started singing, "I see flying saucers!" then started accusing us of stealing her dog. O.O Ruthie's got problems.

Can't wait for the next chapter!

Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard on this one! XD

T is the most epic moron in the history of the world so far

can you tell me whats the point of this

its so random

I LOVE IT!

Haha these are brilliant! :-D

HAHA, as a life guard I can assure you that the feeling mutual! :-D