Hahaha... I love your choice of words. Awesome, really fun to read. 8.5/10

I'm not entirely sure I understand all of it, but I love it nonetheless. Hope you get/got into whatever college this was for. :)

I have a great college essay that got me into Suffolk University. But I lost it...(sobs)

Anyway, aren't college essay 5 pages?

My essay took an autobiographical kind of term through my struggles. okay, enough said, this is a review.

You just made my day with this. I sat down at the computer this morning to write my college essays, and I have been continually wondering what to write. I am frustrated by the overly broad prompts that they give us, and the high expectations of some profound bit of wisdom that I have somehow gained in only seventeen years of life. What you say in this essay encompasses all my frustrations about personal statements, and it made me smile.