Yay, hard-working delivery ppl!

Pfffft! Didn't see it coming. I thought he was about to be attacked when he got outside by international spies or something, and then-nope! It's a fiver.

Excitement my foot, Ed. :)

What a humorous way to end the story! This was great! :D

It's always good to know that there are people who really love their jobs, even if readers who expected some mystery about the package were disappointed.