Lol

Oh, I literally can't stop laughing now... this is so funny!

Oh. My. Flying. Spaghetti. Monster.

This was HILARIOUS!

Favorite line: The washing machine is a Bermuda Triangle.

*sobs with merriment, then sobs with pain as I swallow my ears. Again*

Ah, Alice, you amuse me so. If you stop writing, I shall crack open the tin of lawyers I keep in my cupboard and sue you.

Baaaaaaaaaaa,

Ewe.

I don't think the headphone fairy bothers with tangling with my earphones. She just breaks them. Not all the time, though. There was one pair which I can quite confidently blame the breaking of on my rat, whom we lovingly nickname Nora, or Gnawer, its the same thing really.

Half of these didn't make sense, and half of them included a portal in the washer or dryer, and Dr Who must have a lot of sock-scarves if you put that down twice. I personally like the idea of odd socks eloping with mittens, and of the Devil making people sort them all out, and of them occupying a black hole full of lost things.

This is amazing.