|Reviews for How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse|
| riverstardust 5/25/13 . chapter 3
Aw man no hot guys ( I hate it when people bug me when im in the toilet! xD
| Tamara 5/23/13 . chapter 6
Just found myself liking your story. Nice references, and the characters are hilarious.
*sigh* If only there was a plot...
| Tamara 5/23/13 . chapter 1
So I found this random to the extreme. I don't know what Michael Jackson or JuBi have to do with this. Nevertheless, it was a fun read and I'm eager to continue.
| Beccyluo 5/24/13 . chapter 12
I do like the references to random celebrities and people, but at times it gets a little confusing. Maybe it's cause, as I said, I don't know all of the people you mentioned, but sometimes I come across a random name and I'm like wha? is that a newly introduced character or some paragraph that I missed that was supposed to introduce this person?
Also, have you heard of the 'Shakespeare law' as my English teacher calls it? Shakespeare was really revolutionary, in his tragedies like Romeo and Juliet. Before, plays and stories in the tragedy genre was all like tragedy tragedy tragedy all the way through. The audience kind of got bored of it, cause they could kind of guess something bad was going to happen soon. But Shakespeare put comedy before the tragedy, so that the audience could really love and relate to the characters, and actually feel sad and empty when they died or something bad happened to them. I think it would be great if you put this into your story; just a chapter with no references or funny jokes, just a serious and intense one that moves along the plot. Although I do understand comedy and light-heartedness is a major element that makes your story unique, so it's up to you (: Just a suggestion
And haha, this is a reallyyy long review XD Soz.
| Beccyluo 5/24/13 . chapter 11
["TAYLOR SWIFT IS SEXY."] Yush she is, I love her and her songs :D Although a lot of people hate her lately, especially harry styles fans '
And yahh, you update really slow ): Which is great, in a way, because that makes your stories better. But also bad, in a way, cause it means that I have to wait for longer for an update. And I tend to have a most horrible memory, and I'll have to go back and reread some bits to remember what happened. Also, how do you keep yourself from writing this story? XD I find it hard to stop writing when I'm into it, especially because I don't plan a lot for my stories. I just go along with the flow and it's like I myself am a reader too. So I don't get how you could ever stop writing a story as good and interesting as this for three months! X)
| Beccyluo 5/24/13 . chapter 10
[My eyebrow twitched in frustration.] This happens to me when I'm secretly annoyed at someone or something, it's like a subconscious reaction. It's bad, because then my friends and the people who know me well can tell immediately.
| Beccyluo 5/24/13 . chapter 9
[ Everyone was silent for a second, so we heard when someone farted.] When I read this sentence before, I was literally laughing out loud in front of my computer. That was when I was alone. Now, I was reading through your story for a second time to pick up stuff I missed and good points for review, and I laughed out loud. Again. But this time my mum was outside my room, and she had to come in and ask if I was okay.
[AND STOP THROWING YOUR BOOGERS AT ME."] My brother flicks his boogers at me. It's not pleasant, but amusing nonetheless.
| Beccyluo 5/23/13 . chapter 7
This chapter is weird somehow in its layout, maybe it's cause everything is centre-aligned O.O Not that it makes a big difference though
[punch us if we kept (bad word) ] It's awesome how you inserted the bad word, it leaves it up to the reader's intuition to guess what the word was. Also we all probably already know.
| Beccyluo 5/23/13 . chapter 6
[He stopped in mid-na na ] hahaha :D Love Rihanna, she thinks her songs are so deep although most of the time her lyrics and very terrible and repetitive. Although I love them, they're just so catchy.
Great references in your story, although I'm not a very trendy person in regards to celebrities and stuff, so I have to google some of them Great fun though.
| Beccyluo 5/23/13 . chapter 5
[Just when I had thought my luck couldn't get worse, THAT happened. NO, I DON'T MEAN THAT YOU PERVERT. I mean, of course I wasn't running around the way god] For emphasis, you emphasised the word 'that' in capitals and 'running' in italics. I think if you kept them both the same, preferably both in italics.
[My cheeks went red as my hair] This line always makes me chuckle XD Actually, your whole story makes me chuckle.
[ but I cared a sausage. ] LOLOLOLOL
[ I quickly kicked the door open, seesaw on hand] is this a mistake and supposed to be chainsaw, or is it sarcastic? Sorry I dunno XD
| Beccyluo 5/23/13 . chapter 4
You know, as well as the length of your paragraphs, I reallyyyy love the size of your chapters. It's not too long for me to get bored and feel a duty to complete, and it's not too short that I feel like it's not enough to satisfy. I aim to be as good as you (:
[Life is the movie Final Destination] That would be soo scary. Imagine, everything would be out to get you, and you wouldn't ever drive behind a truck carrying poles and items. Not that I've actually watched Final Destination though, I'm not one for horror unless it's humorous, unscary horror. I read the plot on Wikipedia XD
| A. Nonymous1234 5/23/13 . chapter 7
Well look who's your two-hundredth review? I feel special. You're lucky you get so many reviews. Anyways, I got the reaction I often get from this chapters "What?" I get that all too often while reading this story, but it never fails to give me a good laugh. This is one of your many talents- no matter how insane or far fetched something is, the reader will always, always laugh. Kudos to you my friend. From what I've read this story has crazy potential with just the simple genre- a humorous zombie apocalypse story. That enough is to make it awesome, but then you throw in insane characters and that makes it all the better. Good work.
| A. Nonymous1234 5/23/13 . chapter 6
"1. When I was born. How come I remember that?
2. When I got a hamster stuck on my throat.
3. When I killed an alien.
4. When a clown kidnapped me."
Okay. What. That's all I have to say. What. And clowns terrify me, Horribly.
The beginning of this chapter was awesome. Nice details, long paragraphs, ect. Then we go back to the random chaos towards the end that is so signature to this story. I often have to reread just to understand, but I still get a good laugh about it. You have a crazy talent for writing insanity so well. Also,I am determined to get you to two hundred reviews, so hold on.
| A. Nonymous1234 5/23/13 . chapter 5
FINALLY DUFF GETS A WEAPON WORTHY OF KILLING ZOMBIES. I am seriously looking forward to chainsaw kills. Now, if Duff was running around with a chainsaw on a perfectly normal, zombie-free day I would lock by door and bar my windows. Really, who would set a hotel on fire? I bet it was one of the nutcases. This chapter had more action that randomness (still plenty of that) which was good, and a good way to balance them out. Good work.
| A. Nonymous1234 5/23/13 . chapter 4
The end just left me thinking... what. the. hell? Seriously. It isn't a good thing when Duff is the most sane person in the story. Like I said before, the only issue I have with this story is the overdone randomness. It's just too much. The story still makes me laugh, but just jumping from one crazy thing to the next is starting to turn me off. I get that's the whole purpose of the story, but after flipping through the reviews you're getting mostly the same response- "plez update sun this wuz awesome im cryin laughin" or "I found myself laughing, but tone down the randomness." That's true. This is easily the funniest story I've read in forever, and the zombies are another bonus.