Thanks for the worst date ever! That “magical girl” turned out to be an evil witch with severe gingivitis!- And that wasn't a talking rabbit- btw- it was her baby- she breast fed it at the table! The food poisoning from the gruel was the best part of the whole evening. Seriously, you should be locked up in a dungeon somewhere so you could never set up anyone on a blind date again! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

Is this inspired by real events in your school?

I just find one point unrealistic. How can josh drink an entire heineken bottle as a child and get brain damage? They would puke guts if they drink beer because their taste buds are too sensitive to handle such drinks. I tried a sip of beer when I was a kid and it was so horrible that I swore never to drink beer in my mind ever again. But you know promises were meant to be broken. So it's either that or josh is a fucking moron. And heineken is nothing compared to tiger I think.

lol the first one was funny. The teacher's turn to use the dog ate homework excuse

Stereotypes are fun I guess.

haha, idiots