I'm going to write in capitals BECAUSE THIS EXCITED ME. OK. WOW. OK. WOW. OMG. WHY AM I SO HAPPY. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER READ. I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY. It just creates the most vivid and wonderful imagery in my head, this is amazing. Oh my. I love it. Write more, I am begging you.