This is HILARIOUS...it's a freaking riot. I remember this video on youtube about this resort on Sandyballs, and I went, "Ehh, that's not possible." It is. It freaking is.
This is awesome, and I'm not even worried that there's 48 more chapters of this. Honestly.

R. K. Iris,

I hate you so much right now... i've been frickin' sitting here all day singing it, just forgot it, and was just reminded of it and began singing it again. What am I talking about?
"Shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow,
Tomahawk chop is my death blow!"

Love your quote!

I stabbed an egg because I'm single. LOLOLOLOL

I like this entry. Quirky.

My favourite is the awkward Whale although I've never heard of the awkward salmon. :) I have the same problem with both fictionpress and Fanfiction...:/ We're going on holiday for a week and there won't be any wifi so I'm trying to slowly wean myself off it. It's not working.

What grade are you doing in the piano?

Are you going to the states? omg!

Hmm that can be interpreted in two ways. I'm gonna say his wand. ;)

This is one of the first fics that I've actually read to the end on Fictionpress. I usually stick to Fanfiction. But as a fellow Brit, I completely agree with you on the Olympics. All day, it is coverage of the Olympics. All over the news, it is the Olympics. When I switch on the radio: the fucking Olympics. So yes, I like this, another person that rants about little things like not being able to open a bottle of squash, the Olympics and the unfairness of Mother Nature. :)

Ch 4: I F*cked a piece of sh*t because I hate my life. Woah, that's pretty bad

Nice story! :D Can you please read my stories and maybe, I dunno, review? Thanx! :)

I've been watching quite a bit of the olympics...gymnastics, diving, rowing, and swimming. Plus watching tonnes of fencing online :) though my computers quality isn't too good when it decides to die on me when its coming to the end -_-

I have gotten no tan this summer -_- I may even be paler than paper :(

I know what you mean about the Olympics, they're giving it WAY too much hype. My Mum forced me to watch it, so I found this bingo thing online where you had to spot things like 'The Queen driving a taxi' or a 'Zombie Invasion' or a 'Giant cup of tea' or 'Boris doing the catterpillar' and that made it fun, as well as the 40 feet Voldemort and J.K. Rowling guest appearing (I'm a bit of a HP nerd)...

Noooo, no abandonment :)

Yeah, I have four followers lol it's a bit awkward when my friend's pushing six hundred lol. :) I see your point.

That's really nice of you :) I love my guitar and my iPod. Youre stronger than I am :)

I KNOW! Yesterday me fried. I just groaned about the heat. But it is nice. Now I want a magnum. The ice cream, not the hand gun. Lol. :)

I hate rain. I hope that it's sunny for longer than two days. *crosses fingers*