It was a successful attempt at humour.
Sadly I tend to be one of those idiots screaming.

I love this! It so true as well! Why do we watch horror movies if we don't like them? So yeah, well written and funny!

Btw can you check out my story? I'm really stuck for ideas on where to go next so if you could review with an idea or opinion on what should happen it would be such a help!

Thanks and loved it!