it's me...and what is this thing about? Where'd you get the name Lucius from? It's interesting, really.
this is quite hilarious.

I got water spilled on my yesterday...does that count as a dangerous chemical? How else did Aquaman come into existence? Personally, I think my nemesis should be Catwoman because she's such a fake. I mean, seriously, she's probably lactose intolerant.
And I'm sensing a pattern in the kind of evil things Lucius does. Puppy Kicker, Kitten Beater...what's next, Budgie Basher?
A very comprehensive guide, well done :)

This, lol. I think the line, 'what the censorship' was my favorite thing about it. And that's saying a lot, because I really like this. I think I'll go and take over the world now.