I am hungry so I eat wiccan boy ", a quote from william darroch

WilliaM(Extremely intoxicated): "enia I wannnnnnnaaaa Killlllllllll urrrr stupidmaroon coloured unicorn maimed samiks bike

David:"William SHut up and leave her alone, REMEMER THE RESTRAINING ORDER SHE HAS AGAINST YOU IT CLEARLY SAID YOU MUST BE 7000000 REALMS AWAY FROM HER AT ALL TIMES NOW GET IN OUR TIME MACHINE BEFORE SAAMIK SEES US

Enia Um sorry about Flordia but William got drunk and um well he teleported to where you keep your zombie and well, he stole it and took it to a necrofeliac party where all the people there slept with it while william laughed knowing they would get infected, well after the party everyone went to their homes in washington and new york. william kind of set the zombie lose in a petting zoo and then it kind of got out and killed someone, he said and i quote, "Enia won't be my soulmate so i will Brinngaaaaaaaaa theeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa Endddddddddddddarrrgh togarth earthedsss" as i said he was really drunk

Lol that's funny and btw I know who you are do try to guess who I am! Hehehe

Hells yeah. BEST CHAPTER EVER! I liked it when you were beating up the ninjas. That made me laugh. And right now I'm sick, so that was quite a feat.

My blog comment:
Sorry about Moustache Man (that's my uncle, by the way, who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'shave'). Thanks for the Spots gun! I can threaten my friends into giving me cookies now. Muahahahaha!

This is pure brilliance.

Seriously.

Oh, and here's my blog comment:

"Can I borrow a flamethrower? And Spots. There's this annoying guy- hell, there are a LOT of annoying guys in my life. Might as well get rid of 'em all."