...I still don't trust her. I really don't. I don't care if Ryan's starting to think she's being genuine near the end, I still really don't trust her. At all. Agh.

Joey seems awesome. YOU DID IT AGAIN. With the characterizing in a short space. CAN I JUST BE FRIENDS WITH ALL YOUR CHARRIES

I WOULD LIKE THAT A LOT

EXCEPT THE EVIL, CREEPY ONES

C': Anyway.

Thanks for updating, chica! Please do so again soon!

Latni-chan

...poor Alexander. Geez. I'm sorry, kid-who-is-quite-potentially-older-than-me, that is super rough. Now I want to be friends with him even more to give him hugs and play with Max except not throwing things because they get slobbery and that's gross and help him recover. Good job Katelyn on getting him to talk :D

Is it bad that my first reaction is "poor Alexander" and not "poor murder victim"? *shot* But seriously that sounds like a very bad way to die and I hope they catch the person.

LUCKILY FOR ME I VANISHED AND NOW HAVE THE NEXT CHAPTER ALREADY :'D

Gonna go read that now. Thanks for updating, chica! :D

Latni-chan

THEY ARE GETTING ALONG AND IT IS SO CUTE

ack

I want more diner sceeeeenes. They are adorbs. *shot* XD And I kind of love Cheryl.

Man, I love how you can characterize someone in a really short space. I already really like Alexander and want to be friends, and he only had a little snippet of the chapter. How? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

Also I was so glad that Max wasn't dead. SO GLAD.

Anyway, there's another new chapter, so I'll skip over and read that one now. Thanks for updating! *flounces off*

Latni-chan

Aww, it logged me out. Oh well. You know whom this is.

Whenever I hear of metal chairs in interrogation rooms, I always think of the Romans. They used to make people sit in metal chairs and they would light fires underneath them. I think it was the Romans... might have been the Spaniards. Did they even have metal chairs back in the day? I don't know, I just know someone used to meld skin to chairs. And I'm sure it probably smelled like burning bacon. Mmm. Delicious.

As a sidenote, wasn't Olivia a reporter or a journalist in the original version? Or am I thinking of another story? Anyway, I think it's funny that they specified that she wouldn't get in trouble. Haha. "I murdered all ya'll... don't get me in trouble." And now I keep imagining Olivia with a Southern accent. Way to go, KIT.

"She didn't like the idea of being watched."

... except when she's naked at work. ;)

When Olivia stared at the two-way mirror or whatever it's called, it made me think of that one episode in Psych where Shawn was watching What's His Face and What's Her Face. Oh man... what are their names... I know I shipped What's His Face and Shawn. Didn't his name start with an 'L'? Hold on, I'll ask you. LASSITER. There we go! Good ole Lassie. Anyway. Yeah, reminded me of that.

"You were very compassionate back at the crime scene, you know."

Compassion isn't compassionate. That is all.

"the body parts dump site." Is that a legit thing? Is that what they call it? The Body Parts Dump Site? That is beautiful.

I hate dogs. Ugh.

XDDD LOL. NEXT TIME MY GEOGRAPHY TEACHER SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEING LATE, I'M GOING TO SAY, "YES, WELL WE CAN'T ALWAYS BE ON TIME IN THE COLLEGE. DEAD BODIES AND ALL. YOU UNDERSTAND."

YES.

I never understood why strippers call themselves exotic dancers. ... She isn't exotic.

Am I supposed to know Joseph Gray? Hold on, I'll ask you. OHHHHH IT'S JOEY. Okay. I'm down with this. Joey's cool. I like Joey. Oh! So does Katelyn. Damn, that means I can't like Joey. OH MY GOD, PLOT TWIST. IT WAS JOEY. JOEY'S WORKING WITH OLIVIA. I solved the whole mystery. I've got this downpat.

Or she's nuts. Nope. KAITLIN LOVELACE WAS THE ONLY NUTSO CHARACTER, THANKS. JFC. GET IT TOGETHER.

P.S. I logged back in, so disregard the first few sentences of this review.

I stumbled on this site and picked your story to see if they were any good. You've got me hooked-I want to see how it comes out.

"Scavengers, rodents, whatnot all also probably had their way with the body as well". MMmm, just how I like it. Digested and skeletal. ;)

"It was very impolite." I forgot serial killers are known for their politeness. "Hey sorry to bother you, but can I please kill you?" "No" "Ohhh sorry aboot this.. -murders anyway- sorry, ole chap." Yeah. Only in Canada.

Alex, you act like you've seen a horrible crime scene or something. Get over it and answer some questions. Goddamn, man.

"We accomplished many a thing tonight." What. What Ryan. Okay next time we do absolutely NOTHING with our lives I'm going to say "Katelyn... we accomplished many a thing tonight."

Haha every time you bring up Mark I feel both proud that I am the bitch that killed him and a bit annoyed that I ruined my favorite ship.

Phew. I thought Alex was going to die and I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and I was going to demand that you rewrite this scene, but then it's okay because he was just going to be scarred and perhaps mentally irreparable from shock.

That being said, I don't think I would call the cops if I found a body. Because people would be all like "that Kaitlin chick is six shades of psycho, she'd totes murder someone". Yeah. That's all I need. Harumph. That corpse just gon have to rot.

Oh my gosh. Why does her dress have to be asymmetrical? You had one job, Katelyn. ONE JOB. And that was to make sure that your characters were SYMMETRICAL. Way to go. Maybe Ryan should've called her a slut. HOW DARE YOU. How dare you. She better be uncomfortable in that dress. YOu want to know? Because it isn't symmetrical. What even.

Also, I like how he was trying to go for incognito but brought the FBI car. Way to go, Ryan.

"You're wearing fucking turquoise and you have green eyes"

what katelyn. what. i don't understand. is it bad to wear blue when you have green eyes. what.

so when he was like: "just how he remembered it. Dark, sweaty and loud" and i honestly thought it said "just how he liked it. dark, sweaty, and loud"

and i was like

wat

but now i understand.

"Katelyn felt like squirming out of the dress" Um, Katelyn. That's sort of a bad idea unless you have on a habit underneath.

"Normal people don't act that way about employees" - they kinda do when customers can find out they've been taking lap dances from a homicidal psychopath. just sayin' katelyn. gosh. y she gotta be thinking about sex 24/7.

Woohoo. I like the name Lisa. I don't like the name Norton. Do you remember the evil teacher from fourth grade named Norton? It is because of this that I think Lisa Norton is a bad, bad child. She's a rotten egg.

"Oh God, she talks like a scientist too." Nooo, I thought a scientist would talk like a plumber. But also, it made me giggle.

But I find that her favorite show is Bones to be funny considering how balling I am at guessing those shows.

You know what she needs in that dill pickle popcorn? Some pasta salad.

Also, wow. I don't think I would be able to live in the same apartment if my coworker's best friend had been hideously murdered/found there. But whatevs. Props to Katelyn. She's a bamf.

Yeah but like, I don't think anyone would ever drag me to a strip club. Nope.

Okay so I'm doing something weird in that I'm reviewing... as I READ. Sort of. Anyway, I just finished the bit with Ryan talking to the director. And I was like "mwahahaha Mark". Because let's not forget that it was my evil genius that killed him. Sort of. Or, rather, it was my doppelganger. Don't even judge me. Also I like how Chaytor was like "is it sexual tension" and Ryan was just like "no :". Because HE'S GAY.

Okay, now on to Patty McPatterson.

Wow. Next time I'm bound up and held hostage, I'm going to be a bamf and say, "great, Kaitlin. What have you gotten yourself into?"

WOAH WOAH, LOOK GUYS IT'S THETA.
Okay no we all know Theta is a short man.
but really
amen
perfect theta line, tho.

OMG WAS I RIGHT

OMGGGGG

so proud of myself right now

Also, lol, Bones. XD I see what you did there. I've only ever seen a few bits and pieces of episodes, but...

And I have to say, I absolutely adore every single scene where Katelyn and Ryan are hanging out together. Every. Single. One. They are beautiful and hilarious human beings and I love them. *heart*

This is a lovely update and I can't wait for the next one! Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is...

Thanks for the update, chica Please do so again soon!

Latni-chan

omg was it olivia

WAS IT THE HOOKER

omggggg if i'm right then CONSIDER MY MIND BLOWN

even if i'm not, consider it blown because shit is TENSE and INTENSE and full of SUSPENSE and other ENSE words

On another note, noooo, Patricia... This makes me a sad panda. But she did have a very bamf death. So yeah, still love her. PATRICIA I'M SURE THETA WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU.

C':

Thanks for updating, chica Please do so again soon!

Latni-chan

Eek, I totally thought I'd already reviewed! Sorry! I hope you're feeling better by now.

That was an awesome lunch. I just love their interactions so much! :D I love that Ryan is trying so hard to play nice.

Omg Patricia you are my new favorite. You are the best of anyone ever and I love you and I want to be friends. Please. I really hope you and Olivia are ok. :c

Now I'm super anxious for the next chapter! XD

Thanks for updating, chica Please do so again soon!

Latni-chan

Great character development. Can see emotions between katelyn and ryan.

Wow this is intense! Looks good so far.