|Reviews for The Facts Of Life Are Stark Indeed|
| Hermione Fowl 9/20/12 . chapter 8
Well, that just wasnt sad at all. Or particularly interesting, cause I was there for most of it. But I didn't know the chicks were leaving! When did she say that?!
| Vader42 9/19/12 . chapter 7
Your life is not that bad. I once went a year without pancakes or bacon. Another time I had french toast. Another pie. Another... Oops. Any way keep writing. *Starts talking randomly* Chickensheepcowpig, Chickensheepcowpig, Chickensheepcowpig, Chickensheepcowpig, Chickenshe...
| Hermione Fowl 9/18/12 . chapter 7
Omg, your making me cry. Like, I am actually welling up. Poor Padfoot. :(
Can you give me the girls last name (find out from Dumblymort, maybe?) and I will Facebook stalk her for you.
| Moonykins 9/14/12 . chapter 3
I must now find a way to make you eat a tree! Love your story:-) When are you updating again?
| Guest 9/13/12 . chapter 3
Hahahahahahahahahaha omigod! I will play it with him soon I promise but you will have to be patient coz otherwise he will suspect something :) and now I get why you wanted me to deny that I knew about the texting. :)
| Hermione Fowl 9/14/12 . chapter 5
Wow, you WERE in a bad mood. Poor Padfoot. :(
But otherwise, I liked it. And I concur with Moony's facts about Prince liking you. Lucky bitch...
But I love you anyway in a non weird way. 3
| Hermione Fowl 9/13/12 . chapter 3
Good rule. :) And the text thing was sooooo weird. But it more fits in TWSS, and the last bit was more for here. :D
| Issen Lei 9/13/12 . chapter 3
I enoy this randomness, it makes me think we could be friends. t'would be lovely, I think. Anywho, I think that SONOFATREE is a fantablulous saying and I might need to buy the patent off you, you glorious writer you. *bats eyeslashes* ah ha ha... okay. I really liked it, so have more funny things happen to you, k?
| stargirllovesyou 9/12/12 . chapter 2
so wait...you like JC? are you two going out? if so please please please! tell! thanks!
...nice chapter btw
| Soraibi 9/12/12 . chapter 1
Ahaha, this is funny I'll follow :D . And also you're wired but I'm also weird so I think we'll get along quite well :D
| Dumblymort 9/12/12 . chapter 2
Hahahahahahahahaha now that you have decided you are a dude you cannot keep calling me a man :) hahaha yeah and J.C did say that :)
| Hermione Fowl 9/12/12 . chapter 2
Loved the first chapter. It was so sweet and sentimental and un-Padfoot-ish.
The second chapter was more back to normal. And the list was so true. But not in a bad way. And bits were the same for me, which is kinda scary...
Did you just say ily? ILY?! The world has gone mad...
| Puer.Scriptor 9/11/12 . chapter 1
If things get too much, just tell everyone you're lesbian. Works every time.
*Here's me cutting you miles and miles of slack from my imaginary rope*
| Dumblymort 9/11/12 . chapter 1
hehehehehehe shit :)