"If "The Time Warp" randomly plays over the speakers at Burger King, you better know that it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insa-a-a-ane. 'Cause if you don't, well, it'll suck to be you."

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Oh my gosh YES!
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:dances the Time Warp:

Ooh the horror! Funny idea, good going!

Firstly, I love it. It's very funny. Secondly, A DOCTOR WHO MENTION! OMG, I LOVE THE SHOW!

Alrighty then lovely Thespian Member. I as a thespian member myself know EXACTLY what you are talking about. Anyways, so it is always risky to write in 2nd person pov, using constant "you"'s and such. It seems to be working here, except for the sudden changes in verb tense. I would add a little more ! (exclamation marks) in some parts, just to make it that much more intense.
Point is, I liked it. It's clever and awesome.

Hahaha! I love it! But sadly, I've already been turned. :)