Well hello my Midget! It is good to see you are in the world of the living, since I havn't seen or heard from you in so long. lol :) I hope all is going well for you.
On the note of the poem is a very fun peice. Not the style that I am used to from you, but quite good nonetheless. I think the best part of it is that we can all relate. I can't speak for other men, but mine seems to use something very close to this to get himself out of trouble. I think that's why the last couple of stanzas are my favorites. All in all, love it dear! Dillio (was lol) OUT!

I was unsure about this at the start, but when you changed format and went into more of a narrative the poem took shape and really came into it's own. A subject I know I can relate to, and many others can I'm sure. A great write, well done!

xx