In honor of my return to public life, I have decided to write a poem and review what is in my opinion, my brother's greatest piece. Your style has matured a bit since I left, congratulations. Keep up the good work, and in the mean time I'll see if I can steal some of your fans.

WEIRD! That was really really odd. I like the way your wrote it; like the main character's actions had every right to make sense and it was the reader's fault if they didn't understand it. You catered to your own ideas of what the story should be like instead of the reader's, it seems, which is really good. You're a wonderful writer.

Good job, man, though I'm not sure I really understood the end. My favorite part was Derek's t-shirt. Keep up the good work.

I liked it. What more can I say?