i would throw it all away for one dance with the light...

ok... highly amusing. i'd laugh but i'm sick and would probably die from it. i want to finish this before i die, so i'll laugh then...

i'll probably end up being 105 years old and throwing snowballs at neighborhood children for entertainment... -shrugs-

hm... sad, yet intruiging...

ok, going to read more! this is awesome!

Mina wouldn't have to live alone cause I'd move in with her and train the cats to be our army of the night."Go my prettys. Kill, Kill!"

Stupid Jocks.

This is without a doubt my favorite piece by you.

Wow... you're an awesome writer, this is great, and all the other stuff people say when they like something they read. Too bad about the poor homeless cats though...

This is wonderful. The insight is fantastic and I think it's very close to how the human mind thinks! (though it's hard to get it exact since most people think so fast they don't realize they were thinking and... sorry, off track) I don't understand HOW this insightful work could get only two reviews...besides mine... well, more than likely it's because they were too busy telling you how much they love all your other stories? You have wonderful work and I wish I could write half as well as you. - thank you, for though you don't realize it, you are my inspiration.

Tren

Why did this not get anymore reviews? This is wonderful. It's everything that's been running through my head for years and then some. It's amazing.

i find your opinions interesting. i especially loved the part about women being compared to horny female dogs. lol. i agree with much of this.. very funny.